While browsing through devART today, I came across a journal entry of an artist of one of my favorites. It made me giggle. :D

"I learned something very intriguing about Japan yesterday....I learned that THE JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS!!!! Do you know what Japan's scientists have created?. . . . . A SQUARE WATERMELON!! What the fuck?! Who in the same of crap sits around the house and says, "Hey, you know what I think would be convenient? A square watermelon. I could make it fit in that little space in my refrigerator that just so happens to be a perfect suqare. My life is so much easier with this new square watermelon. I don't know how we ever lived with the round ones." As if this wasn't retarded enough, they are charging $80 for them! Cost and insanity aside, what is so fucking wonderful about A SQUARE WATERMELON! Would someone please explain to me what kind of jackass goes out and buys an $80 SQUARE WATRERMELON just so that they can have something that looks cool? It would be different if watermelons were not so transitory....I mean, maybe if they made square cats or square trees, or square lightbulbs, or square midgets, but why would you make A SQUARE WATERMELON?! Don't get me wrong....I like many of the things Japanese people have come up with....but square watermelons is where I draw the line....I don't care if they were isolated for a long time....that is no excuse to create A SQUARE WATERMELON. 

I would like to know where the scientists got the funding for this...."