Thursday, May 20, 2004


Tonight was MAD funny. I started posting this as soon as I got home. >_> But knowing me, and my horrible sense of humor, it just had to be posted.

So anyway, after we had dropped Steven off at his place, Linds, Jared, and I went to Arby's (after about ten minutes of deciding where to GO.) Welp, I still had the bag of chips that Streven had gotten me, so, I finished them off while waiting on Linds and Jared as they got their meals. When they came, I was already hyped up. o___O I pulled the bag inside out (which I always happened to think of it as a magic trick of mine xD) and turned it into a hand puppet. Jared and Lindsey started to crack up from seeing such a retarded object, and Jared started to call it Oven Mit. xD Well over time, we all started to just crack up at quotes from comediands Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, and Pablo Francisco, and some other, lesser known comedians. >_> We were causing a riot, needless to say. xD GET THE FUCK AWAY!

So basically the new 'Oven Mit's' personality was relevant to Jimmy's off of South Park. He stuttered a lot. Afer drawing a fawked up face on the ratty baggage, we named it, 'Stoner Oven Mit.' xD

Eventually we decided to go fishing again at the lake by the 421 bridge. Of course, I brought Stoner Oven Mit, and attempted to attatch him to my pole to let him go for a swim. The damn bag got caught as well as water getting into the baggy (wow... who didn't see that coming? >___>) But about ten minutes later (everything lasts *about* ten minutes in my world) I managed to snag him again after he got loose. xD "D-D-D-Dam-Dam-Dam-D-D-Dammit wh-wh-why d-d-d-d-did y-you have t-t-t-to g-g-get m-me-me a-a-ag-aga-aga-again!?"

Sad thing is, I left the Stoner Oven Mit when we left to fish at another dock. :( This entry is dedicated to Stoner Oven Mit~!

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